fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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