it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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