we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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