is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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