Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you win again, gameday.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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