It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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