do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
wow bdsm is so cute
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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