Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
from now on my penis is your penis
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
do nipples grow back?
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