Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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