I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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