Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
did i walk over a car last night?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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