I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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