she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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