i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I will die if light touches me.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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