found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about youâ€
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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