We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
