I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I would fuck him just for his dog
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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