I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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