the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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