We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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