nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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