wrigley field is MILF paradise
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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