ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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