haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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