White coat. Heels.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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