have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
