Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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