Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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