Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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