I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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