I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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