it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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