So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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