He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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