fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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