Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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