im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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