Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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