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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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