You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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