I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
