we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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