Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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