I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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