I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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