i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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