so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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