I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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