new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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