i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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