i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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