That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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