ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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