We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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